[Cue incoherent mumbling and waking up noises -- a yawn, rustling sheets ... and then silence.

More rustling, a bit more frantic this time around.

Aaaand a shriek. A very, very girly shriek, that cuts off shortly after as if the screamer realizes what kind of sound just came out of his? her? mouth.]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?

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